Know your way around a zoo-t? Then Stoner Safari is the card game for you. Think like a pothead to translate the stoner names for animals back into plain English. It’s the name the animal quiz for when you just want to kick back with a Bud.

Any idea what a ‘buzzy blood sucker’ is? How about a “furry pet potato”? In the scrambled mind of a stoner, these names make sense. But for the rest of us, it’s some trippy animal trivia. So, more often than not, you’ll just have to take a wild guess in this wildlife guessing game.

It’s not as easy as it sounds. WARNING: We’re legally obligated to say that players shouldn’t smoke weed in an attempt to “hack” this game. And we shouldn’t need to tell you why. But it’s just not in keeping with the spirit of a card game, is it?!

Now that we’ve cleared that up, you can check out our tutorial on how to play this name the animal quiz on the left side of this page. That’ll answer any further questions you might have. 

It’s some totally trippy animal trivia

Key Features

- A hotbox of 56 animals card renamed by stoners

- Name the animal using only their stoner handle

- What’s a goth turkey?

- Or a Florida murder log?!

- Think like a stoner to get anywhere with this wildlife guessing game